This is not my ceiling
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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