I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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