apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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