dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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