i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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