First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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