I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so let's talk penis.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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