her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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