I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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