All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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