Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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