He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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