I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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