so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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