OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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