I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow