That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah