Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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