whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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