I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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