Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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