I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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