i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
vagina is talking i cant
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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