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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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