What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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