Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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