Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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