do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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