Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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