I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Umm I'm too high to move.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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