So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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