i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
even my farts smell like vagina
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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