I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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