how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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