Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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