office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
