HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Randomize