Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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