Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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