I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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