Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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