I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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