Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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