I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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