Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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