I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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