you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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