Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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