she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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