I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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