plz talk dirty to me
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Life is so much better after having sex.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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