chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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