I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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