Three words: puerto rican gang bang
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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