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• (706): View more from Georgia

  So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.

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  I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.

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  Well thats $24,000 well spent.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Capitaan dildo arrescate!

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!

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  It is literally 8 in the morning.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Champagne is a vitamin, right?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  no you're not allowed back

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts

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