Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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